In the last 24 hours, my kids have said:
"I a big bird. I take you down, mommy."
"Don't throw me in the garbage. Okay, just my head."
and
"I feel alive!" (said in a triumphant yell)
This brought me to 2 realizations:
1. My kids sound like the foreign exchange students who learn English by watching movies.
2. I probably can't send them to school, because there is a good chance we will go to jail based on the outlandish things that they come up with.
